Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Toddler Tuesday: Your 3-year-old Might Be a Redneck If...

Somehow, I always knew I would have to write this post. The following is all true about my toddler. Believe me, I wish some of this was made up.


Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...


Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...The first words out of his mouth when your husband calls him outside to show him a black snake that's wandered into your yard are: "That's a big ole' snake right there boy!!" and the second thing out of his mouth is: "OOOooo-WEEEEE!"


Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...His summer uniform is a pair of tighty-whities. And that's all.


Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...his most prized possession is the family lawnmower (even if you have to pump air in the tires every time you use it), and often compares 'his' lawnmower to everyone else's.

Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...he gets most excited when he sees a combine, second most excited when he sees a large tractor.

Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...he doesn't just pee outside, rather he goes outside to pee. If he pees off of the second-story porch, it's a special day.

Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...stopping on the side of the road and picking him a stalk of cotton is the highlight of his week.

Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...he'd be clean enough to skip his bath for the night, if it weren't for the black soles of his feet.



Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...he declines a sippy cup and opts to drink straight from the hose.

Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...he's already missing a few of his front teeth.


Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...he prefers to bathe in a bucket.

And...Your three-year-old might be a redneck if...spitting is a sport, and he is the champion.



Hope you enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed writing and experiencing them!

xoxo,

L

2 comments:

Jaimee said...

I have three boys...so I can relate very well to this post ; )

Etosia (e-tasha) said...

Haha I love this post.